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white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via princess-aries)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via ruinedchildhood)

maniac-r-o-d:

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

On my job application to Chipotle they asked this question and i answered because i love burritos. I have a job interview tomorrow

(via child0fthepast)

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imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

frma2z:

anatomyofapology:

Drop the beat

Literally perfection

I wonna do this with someone omg

(via courage-of-birds)

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edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via dayysgetbrighter)

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